I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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