i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
