glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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