Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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