I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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