I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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