It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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