i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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