I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The uberlube is also flammable
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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