Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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