did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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