i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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