It was confusing and full of hummus
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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