is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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