Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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