My hand turned me down
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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