I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
