Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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