Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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