you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We don't watch enough power rangers
This is classic penis vs brain.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just had sex on a roof
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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