I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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