But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
