so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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