i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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