just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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