no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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