...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Drunk is a universal language darling
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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