The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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