We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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