her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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