I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
