on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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