youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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