dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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