Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
