yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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