So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
