Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So many bounce houses so little time
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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