How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I lost the right to judge tonight
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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