i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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