My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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