I'm going to jail i love you
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
