Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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