i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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