she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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