I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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