Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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