When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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