Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
