is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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