butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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