It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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