Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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