quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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