YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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