Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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