Pregnant stripper...not hot.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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