i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Couch. On fire.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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