I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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