please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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