Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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