we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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