Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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