I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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