I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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